Nothing to see here for now, go visit the blag!

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Rough translation:
This, cybernoid's personal sandbox is heavily under construction. Here's a test link that always changes. Foo. Blah blah. I'm trying to make this compatible with IE 5.5+, which is quite a fucking feat if you ask me. Hmm ok maybe v6+. This thing has standards of its own, let alone luxury things like png transparency support. Hah. Well, anyway. Static link here, see the colour, do you like it.

THAT IS A HEADER, 'LO.

Note: No this isn't the real translation. Think of frequencies...